“I teach soccer to children under ten. Right now I’m sketching out some drills for the four year olds. We try to do things in a way where the kids feel like they’re making a difference. For one of the drills, we imagine that we’re building a snow village. For another drill we have to destroy a pirate ship. Then there’s a drill with ghost pirates. And another one with space pirates. Lots of pirates. We want to keep things politically correct because the parents watch the practice. Attacking pirates is something that everyone can get behind.”